Friday, August 12, 2005

howdy y'all! the fat girl is sorry she hasn't written, but OH BOY, does she have a GOOD ONE for you tonight!

now, the fat girl tries not to talk about politics and religion much on her blog (she's non-denominational christian and a democrat, if you must know) but when she did a search for pictures of deep fried candy bars (by popular request), she came across this article. She guesses it was because all the articles with pictures were talking about fattening foods; but she digresses. if you read the article, you will understand that the gist of it can be summed up this way: Satan controls fatty foods (and yes, they include dairy products) and he poisons everything in our lives: our air, our crops, and our water. the fat girl needs to stop right here. isn't the PERSON's fault what he or she chooses to eat or not eat? the fat girl simply does not believe in piling all the world's problems on a fallen angel (if you're going to get angry with the fat girl for calling satan a fallen angel, check your version of the story just how satan got to hell.) now, don't get her wrong: the fat girl believes there is a devil, and there is evil in the world. this does not, however make up for what we as humans do ourselves. and, of course there are natural disasters like floods and famine for which no one can be held accountable, but, for the most part, hate and evil come from man.

oy vey.

the fat girl won't even go into the author's comment of

"...We've already discussed how Satan has used feminism to destroy lifes. Gloria Steinem says that you are either a feminist or a masochist. She is wrong. Feminists are masochists. If women were taken care of and stayed home and did their job of being expert at cooking, they would feed their family right instead of making them fat and sick."

anyways, here's pictures of the deep fried candy bar.

Pictures courtesy of Puddin Party (cross-section) and St. Petersburg Times Online


Blogger Abrasivist said...

Is satan responsible for reality tv shows?

8/14/2005 10:21 AM  
Blogger Clublint said...

Yes satan IS responsible for reality tv shows.

I won't go into the whole religion thing either but I do believe that people should be responsible for what they put into their own mouths and not blame yummy men who wear swishy coats and heavenly black boots and just how DID he perch so eloquently on the building like that (my version of Satan has been formed by the movie Prophecy. Viggo Mortenson was a total honey in that).

Speaking of yummy, honey and putting things in your mouth, a fried Mars Bar is heavenly.

Found you via Blog Advance and I thought I'd say hi


8/17/2005 7:36 PM  

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